there’s no logical reason for shorts to be the same price as pants
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my entire life is just me “winging it”
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Do you ever see something, stare at it for a while, scroll past it, change your mind, scroll back up to it and reblog it?
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my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said
“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”
mom
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the other day my mom heard me and my friend talking about how we hate hipsters
she now associates everything bad with the word hipster
yesterday she said “your father is being such a hipster right now”
today she said “your room is so hipster please go clean it”
this is just like the time she thought “ratchet” meant good
“wow the food at this restaurant is so ratchet”
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